Recently I logged into MSN Messenger and had that MSN Today box pop up. Normally I close it without so much as a second thought, but I happened to notice a link saying “Eat anything & lose weight”. Naturally curiosity got the best of me and I clicked…
The link brought me to Prevention magazine. I’ve never read Prevention magazine before but I surmised that it is some kind of women’s lifestyle and wellness mag. Anyway, I found myself reading an article entitled, “Slim Is Simple! Eat 400-Calorie Meals. 20 easy and satisfying ideas to fit any lifestyle.”
At first I thought, “hey this could be cool. An article about portion control is never a bad idea.” But then I noticed the line, “The best formula for weight loss? Watch calories!” This is when I started to get worried. Obviously weight loss requires caloric restriction on some level, but telling someone that losing weight is a simple matter of calorie counting… well that’s a recipe for failure.
Big Letters, Tiny Logic
In fact, when we consider that about 95% of individuals who lose 10% of more of body weight ultimately regain that weight within two years, it strongly suggests that calorie counting is an astonishingly poor method of weight control. But then again, what do I know? I’m just a guy who actively reads original research studies, forms my own opinions of how best to produce fat loss then actually applies that knowledge with the people I work with.
Anyway, I figure it’s always good to find out what kind of information is out there in the popular media so today I figured I’d walk you through what our dear friends at Prevention magazine have to tell you about weight loss.
I’m sure you’ll find this exercise as enlightening as I did.
#1. Hearty egg sandwich
Maybe not my idea of the best diet food, but I can accept this as a reasonable meal. I like the fact they at least use whole eggs and not just egg whites. Hopefully they continue this progressive line of thinking.
#2. McDonalds hamburger and vanilla ice cream cone
Wow… that didn’t take long for this list to deteriorate into pure trash. They seemingly justified this selection by telling people to only use 1 pack of ketchup on their burger. Heaven forbid you use too much high fructose corn syrup with this meal of refined carbs, simple sugars and faux meat.
#3. Pasta Bolognese
White pasta… a dieter’s dream! This list is starting to spiral out of control… and we are only 3 items in.
“No-salt tomato sauce keeps sodium in check” – seriously, do they think the salt content of this meal is the problem?
#4. Lean Cuisine® chicken Tuscan Panini + ¾ cup grapes
Microwave dinners. Why not? I mean, Prevention magazine considers McDonalds to be fine for healthy weight loss.
At this point, why even bother with the real grapes? Maybe as well include a pack of grape flavoured Starburst candies.
#5. Single serving sundae
1/2 c Ben & Jerry’s chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream
Drizzle 1 Tbsp chocolate syrup
Add 1/4 c non-dairy whipped topping
Top with 2 maraschino cherries
I am so dumbfounded I am losing my ability to type.
#6. Frozen blueberry waffles
Yay! More microwave food. Who cares about vitamins, minerals or enzyme content of food? Give me highly processed cardboard any day.
#7. Milk chocolate pie
“Unsweetend cocoa is rich in antioxidants”. This is true. However, even 10 cups of antioxidants couldn’t nullify the damage from all the sugar in this recipe.
#8 Bagel and Joe on the go
And I quote “Love a carb-loaded breakfast? You can have it!” Excellent. I’m beginning to think this article was written by the sugar growers of America… or at least someone with a financial interest in metformin.
#9. Mediterranean munchies
I’m confused. Carrots, peppers and hummus? This meal doesn’t suck. Looks like this one got by the editors…
#10 Spring risotto
Eh… I suppose this could be worse. Peas, rice and parmesan cheese. Pretty devoid of protein, but in comparison to some of these offerings, this looks like a spinach and tuna salad.
#11. Peanut butter on an apple
Peanut butter on a apple, a glass of milk and some crackers. They refer to this as a protein packed snack. I calculate the protein content of this meal at less than 20 grams… to me that isn’t protein packed at all. Maybe protein-containing would be a better choice of words. Still, it’s miles better than 90% of the options thus far.
#12. Yogourt with granola
Amazingly, they suggested greek style yogourt (high in protein) and real blueberries. If only they would have omitted the high sugar granola, they would’ve been on to something.
#13. Chocolate Raspberry Oatmeal
Why did they have to go throw chocolate chips into what was shaping up as a reasonable meal? I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
#14. Tarragon Chicken Salad
Sure it’s a sandwich, but at this point I’ll give them kudos for anything not consisting of 90% sugar.
#15 Caffeine and cake
Spoke too soon. Since when is a tall skim latte and a reduced-fat cinnamon swirl coffee cake considered appropriate diet food? I’m convinced I’m having a nightmare.
#16. Personal pizza
Homemade pizza on a whole wheat pita. Partial credit, this could have turned out a whole lot worse.
#17. Peanut butter shake
Peanut butter, milk and a banana. I’ll give them a mark for trying, at least this one can’t be prepared in the microwave.
#18 Spicy crab cakes and mandarin orange salad
Hmm… the first meal I’d consider eating myself and we are only 18 recipes in.
#19. Sub with a crunch
Telling someone to go get a 6 inch subway sub isn’t enough, Prevention feels the need to top it off with a bag of baked Lays potato chips. Makes sense to me.
#20. Pasta dinner
Awesome. Another refined carbohydrate-based meal to be eaten a couple of hours before heading off to bed. In true Prevention style, they suggest pre-made, microwavable pasta to boot. They must be basing these kinds of diet recommendations on the fact that people deplete 100 grams of liver glycogen while they are sleeping… oh wait, that not true at all.
Seriously, how does garbage like this get published? Maybe I’m missing something… but is the full name of this magazine actually:
“Prevention… of losing weight”
“Prevention… of healthy eating habits”
Or my favourite
“Prevention… of common sense”
If anyone can come up with a better suggestion, feel free to post it in the comment section.
So there you have it folks, 20 recipes from our dear friends at Prevention magazine. Honestly, this list was so terrible I just had to share it. Frankly, I hope if any of you have a prescription to this magazine or know anyone that does you demand a refund. When only about 25% of these meals could even remotely be considered appropriate for good health, whoever put together this list deserves to be fired.
Ok, enough knocking of mainstream media’s treatment of dieting for one day.
Till next time, train hard and eat clean!
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